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In the interest of pretending like youre not totally vanilla, here are the definitions of 10 sex terms youre too embarrassed to admit you don't know.
1. Truffle Butter
Nicki Minaj wrote an entire song about this one, but if Googling it somehow slipped your mind and its too late to ask anyone, allow me to explain. Truffle butter is the result of going from anal sex to vaginal sexapparently, its the tan shit (possibly literally) around your vag. In order to maintain my faith in humanity Im just gonna assume its a thing that happens once and never again in any relationship, because the idea makes me want to puke. Also, hello, does nobody realize thats a UTI waiting to happen? I am scarred.
BTW, the mess is also known by another name: Santorum. Please Google it because the origins of the name are the only good thing to come out of American politics since Jackie Kennedy's dress sense.
2. Chode
Ill keep this definition as short as the word itself: Chodes are short, fat dicks. This can be taken literally or figurativelyJonah Hill, for example, could be considered a chode. Although he fits the definition to a T in other ways, Pussy Grabber-in-Chief is (surprisingly) too tall to fit in the category in the literal sense. And for those of you who are wondering, according to Google, Donald Trump is supposedly 6'2", but given his clear Napoleon complex I'm going to declare that fact fake news.
3. Creampie
The online definitions vary, but the basic definition of a creampie is when a dudes semen drips out of you after sex. Because someone, somewhere will literally lick anything out of a vagina, creampies sometimes refer to when your partner licks said semen up once you're done banging. I would take this time to ask "WHO DOES THAT??" but honestly, I don't want to know. Please try to contain your vom.
4. Bukkake
Bukkake is not a trendy new sushi rollit's when a bunch of dudes jack off onto a woman's body, which sounds enjoyable for precisely no one. Like, where do you gather all these dudes? What are the rules for eye contact? Do the men acknowledge that this is way beyond the rules of the bro code? What the fuck are women supposed to get out of it, aside from a lot of blackmail material? If I wanted to personally collect a whole bunch of DNA evidence, I'd work in a crime lab.
5. Unicorn
If youre a bi betch or know anyone who plays for both teams, theyve def complained about the idea of a unicorn before. Aside from being the mythical creature you asked for on your 9th birthday, unicorns are the nickname for a chick who joins a het couple for a threesome and enjoys it for some reason. Tragically for the swingers (read: fuckboys who dont want to be monogamous but dont have the balls to dump their GF) of the world, unicorns are way, way less common than porn would have you think. Which is precisely why they're called "unicorns" and not "people in the bread aisle of your local grocery store".
6. Tossing Salad
Once again, we have Nicki Minaj to thank for bringing this phrase to everyones attention. Tossing salad (like his names Romaine) is literally just going down on someones asshole. If you ever heard of , its basically the sex version of that. If Queen Nickis into it, I guess it must be fun somehow even if it sounds like the fastest way to get e. coli and end up in the hospital. I'd rather just go to Chipotle.
7. Eskimo Sisters
We did an entire guide to the concept of Eskimo sisters, but if youre crunched for time, heres the short version. Eskimo sisters are two women whove had sex with the same person, AKA the #1 reason for failed friendships. (#2 is posting an Instagram where one person looks fat.) Its a complicated, yet sacred relationship in any small social circle, but if you manage to navigate the awkwardness at first, its no biggie. Prominent eskimo sisters in pop culture include Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie (and possibly Marion Cotillard), Kristen Doute and Ariana Madix, and all the girls who make it to the fantasy suite on the same season of
8. Bloodhound
According to a bunch of scandalized articles written in 2014, bloodhounds are dudes who either dont mind having sex with you while youre on your period, or theyre actually into it. We would also call them "men". The fact that "bloodhound" is even a term is proof we need feminism TBH. Unless your flow rivals the Red Sea, having sex on your period is not a big fucking deal, as we've previously established.
9. Scissoring
Because people are way too obsessed with how lesbians have sex, even straight people have heard of scissoring. Basically, its when two women rub their clits and/or lady bits together until someone comes or until they get bored. Most of the time, its more of a porn/male fantasy thing than an actual thing women do when they have sex, but I guess some lesbian couples actually like it. Maybe.
10. Pegging
In case you missed the episode about it, pegging is when a woman wears a strap-on and fucks a manyes, up the asshole. When a fuckboy tried to convince me to do anal ("pleaseeee? Just one time?"), I asked him if he would be willing to let me peg him, and that shut him down real quick. Im just saying, nobody should expect their partner to take it up the ass unless theyre prepared to do the same.
Am I saying I feel like pegging is a win for feminism? Basically yes. The more you know.
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